“The gun is always loaded, the plate is always hot, and the person driving in front of you is always going to stop suddenly.”
- Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
- Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
- Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
- Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
- Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
- Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
- Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
- Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
- Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
- Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
- Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
- Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
Humans have never had the need in nature to have wings, but if we did, I’d be long gone.
Let the games begin.
Apparently to do business in the stock market you have to sell yourself to people, making a lot of phone calls a day.
Nrvermind.
I never thought that I would be interested in something as a life goal, especially this. With my views on corporations and all of that shit, I feel like a huge hypocrite for being interested in the stock market as a career choice. I don’t have to go to school for it, and it’s eclectic enough for me to remain interested. I already have all the tools for it, the perfect computer to view multiple things at once on, and the mindset to gangbang a whole bunch of shit together.
I don’t know how to feel, I feel proud, but I almost feel like I’m betraying myself.
If anyone has words of advice I’m here to take them.
Hell, if you have my number you can call me.
Let me kiss you
One. Last. Time.
You’re gonna carry that weight.
(via thillbilli)
Oh Fuck oh Fuck oh Fuck.
There’s a silverfish loose in my room. These things are the devil. I fucking hate them. They scare the ever living shit out of me.
Nevergoingtosleep.
Doctor?
Pains
Constant back pain
Constant knee pain
Constant headaches (diet/caffeine probably)
Constant varying intensity pain in collar bone
Random numbness in left wrist
Constantly cold/hot, never at a comfortable temperature
